Contributed by Nick V.
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher
greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row, please," she
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman
"No," he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No," she said.