Thursday, June 30, 2011

WIZARD OF OZ IS 70

Contributed by Rick O.





Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no balls, she wouldn't be in Oz.......






She'd be in Congress!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Saturday, June 25, 2011

DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street.





























Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Sunday, June 19, 2011

THE BACON TREE

Contributed by Rick O


Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ...every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree.

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Friday, June 17, 2011