Contributed by Nick V
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly
bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be
As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up
The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all
over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why
I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New
York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting
"So, tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist
the Baptist Church , the Lutheran Church ."
bill interrupts, "What's a church?"