A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for
prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.
"No," said the minister.
"I get the best results standing with my
hands outstretched to
"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective
position is lying down on the floor."
The repairman could contain
himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he
interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever
did was when I was hangin'
upside down from a telephone pole."