Sunday, August 29, 2010

HE'S MY BROTHER

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."

"We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

Saturday, August 28, 2010

ROAD SIGN IN FLORIDA

You want me to do WHAT ? ! ? ! ? ! ?




I think the alligators put up the sign.

Friday, August 27, 2010

A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLD

A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLD


CRAP ... I forgot what it was.....

Thursday, August 26, 2010

PENNY RIDDLE

Try to answer each riddle before you look at the answer.



Do you smell anything here?


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It's a scent





Do you see any fruit here?
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It's a pear
Do you see any snakes here?
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It's Three Copperheads

Do you see any cars here?
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It' s four Lincolns


Do you see any sex here?
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Heck no! What do you expect for five cents?

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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