Saturday, August 25, 2012


Contributed by Nick V.

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect! (no kidding!)

~Going Out is good... Coming Home is better!
~You Forget names ... But it's OK because other people forget they even Knew you!!!
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ... Especially Golf. So True!

~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's Called "Pre-sleep."

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch...
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?" ... "when?"... ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything sold in stores is "sleeveless" !!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers !!!

~Now that your husband has retired .... You'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ... 2 of which you will never wear.

~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!!

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