A lady goes to the bar on a
cruise ship
and orders a Scotch with
two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her
the drink she says
'I'm on this cruise to
celebrate
my 80th birthday and it's
today.' The bartender says
'Well, since it's your
birthday, I'll buy you a drink.
In fact, this one is on
me.'
As the woman finishes her
drink
the woman to her right
says
'I would like to buy you a
drink, too.' The old woman says
'Thank
you.
Bartender, I want a Scotch
with two drops of water.' 'Coming up' says the bartender
As she finishes that drink,
the man to her left
says
'I would like to buy you
one, too.' The old woman says
'Thank
you.
Bartender, I want another
Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up' the bartender
says.
As he gives her the
drink,he says
'Ma'am, I'm dying of
curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman
replies
'Sonny, when you're my
age,
you've learned how to hold
your liquor...
Holding your water,
however, is a whole other issue.'
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