'OLD' IS WHEN.... Your
sweetie says
'Let's go upstairs and make
love'
and you
answer:
'Pick one, I can't do
both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your
friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're
barefoot!
'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy
babe or hunk catches your fancy ... And your pacemaker opens the garage
door!
'OLD' IS WHEN... Going
braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't
care where your spouse goes
... Just as long as you
don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You are
cautioned to slow down
by the doctor instead of by
the police
'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fiber today
'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting
lucky' means you find your car ... In the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all
nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are
not sure these are jokes!
Have a good
day!
"Young at
heart"
(slightly older in other
places!)
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