10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Contributed by Steve S.


Number 10:

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals,
dying of nothing.

Number 4;
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3;
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2;
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."