Contributed by Nick V.
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it
time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not
not?" she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't
and (2), I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you
two good reasons why you SHOULD go
(1) You're 59 years old,
and (2) you're the pastor!"