Friday, July 20, 2012

MY JOB SEARCH

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

cid:278D2D25F2F94E0994CBB9B3D581DC3A@DDJ3T451But I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.


2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.


3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,

But wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

But that was too exhausting.


5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,

But just didn't have the thyme.


6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

But any way I sliced it.... Couldn't cut the mustard.


7. My best job was a Musician,

cid:183304736A0849C8986D7FF487BB5EA0@DDJ3T451
But eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.


8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, cid:5B8D363F636443C5A4E1AA3EC66E18E7@DDJ3T451

But didn't have any patience.


9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. cid:36A68B1DC3614D2C9834FBB94CD89FD0@DDJ3T451

Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, cid:40755AC44DA24DF0B895F286FF502772@DDJ3T451

But discovered I couldn't live on my net income.


11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

cid:19FB42CF75B4465DB08CF405BF0CC477@DDJ3T451But the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, cid:15A62AD888C047B189DF077DB0D94262@DDJ3T451

But they said I wasn't fit for the job..


13. After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, cid:7489FDFC0A8B41EB952C6416C0E0AFB3@DDJ3T451

But had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

cid:42B3C666BBE44F389CB677AFF8297121@DDJ3T451


AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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