THE DENTIST

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The oral surgeon pulls out a syringe filled with Novocain to numb the tooth nerves.

'No way, no needles, I hate needles,' the patient said.

The oral surgeon starts to hook up the nitrous oxide mask and again the patient objects.

'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me.'

The oral surgeon then sets up for sedation and again the patient says, 'Doc, I told you No Needles.'

The oral surgeon then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

'No objection, says the patient, I'm fine with pills'.

The oral surgeon returns with a Viagra tablet.

The patient says, 'Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer'.

'It doesn't', said the oral surgeon, 'but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!'