Little Ashley was in her 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Ashley was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked her about her father.
My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do strange things with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Ashley aside to ask her, Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Ashley, "He plays for the Cleveland Browns, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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