LAUNDRY

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting should I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Go Michigan."

"Use Hot Water , A box of Tide and Four Cups Bleach."