A mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. The apprentice walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table.
Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in its backside. Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard, the Michigan fight song come out the guy's backside.
Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the cadaver and ran up the stairs to find his mentor. "Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."
Annoyed by the incompetence of his assistant, he said OK and followed him downstairs.
"There, look at the cork in there, I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please... you do it."
The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork. Then... the Michigan fight song started playing.
Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its former position, turned to his assistant and said: "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of a**holes sing that song."
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