Friday, November 2, 2012

HOW TO YOU TELL A DEMOCRAT FROM A REPUBLICAN

Contributed by Ron B.




How do you tell a Democrat from a Republican …


 

Republicans hire an exterminator to kill their bugs; Democrats step on them….

 

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere; Republicans form censorship committees and read the books in a group…

 

Democrats eat the fish they catch; Republicans hang theirs on the wall…

 

Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, even though there is seldom any reason why they should; Democrats ought to but don’t.

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