A man just took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the games was over, he asked her if she liked the game. "Oh yes," she replied. "It was great, but there's one thing I don't understand." "What do you not understand?" "Well, at the beginning of the game, each team flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. During the game, everyone kept shouting "get the quarterback, get the quarterback, get the quarterback!" So I thought to myself, "God, it's just a quarter!"