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Saturday, May 5, 2012
Contributed by Nick V
A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane
with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies.
picks up the microphone and radios, "May Day! May Day ! Help me ! Help me ! My
pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me !
Please help me !"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying,
"This is the Tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through
it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just Relax.
Everything will be fine ! Now give me your height and position."
"I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who Art in
Heaven . . ."