Sunday, March 25, 2012

THE OIL CRISIS

Contributed by Carol I.

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
~~~ Coastal Alabama ~~~~ Coastal Mississippi ~~~~
Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
Texas

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Our dipsticks are located in DC
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Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.

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