THE OIL CRISIS

Contributed by Carol I.

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~
Our OIL is located in: ~~~
ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Coastal Alabama ~~~~ Coastal Mississippi ~~~~
Coastal Texas ~~~
North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
~~~ And
Texas

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Our dipsticks are located in DC
~~~Any Questions?

NO? Didn't think So.