I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her Grandparents house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother to comfort her..
When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her Grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love this morning."
Horrified, Katie told her Grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago ,realizing our advanced ages, we figured the best time todo it was when the church bells would start to ring on
Sunday mornings. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. . .simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
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