Sunday, March 14, 2010

THE IRSHMAN AND THE MORMON

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .


After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.


The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.


The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.


He replied in disgust. I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.


The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, me too, I didn't know we had a choice!

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