Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:
"Nice pigs, sir.
" The President replied: "These are not pigs.
These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton,
and I got one for Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
"Excellent trade, Sir."