Contributed by Nick V.
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The
older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want
people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the
roads weren't paved.
~ When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You
know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
it is such a nice change from being young.
~ One must wait until
evening to see how splendid the day has been.
~ Being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it
was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
finally ~ If you don't learn
to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are