Contributed by Nick V.
The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.
were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked
their son what
they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the
startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the
youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as
good as any to have the
old goat for dinner.' "
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your
hand over my mouth!