"U.S.R.S.F."
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United
States Redneck Special Forces
(USRSF)
fighting unit called the United
States Redneck Special Forces
(USRSF)
These
boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The
season opened today.
season opened today.
2.
There is no limit.
There is no limit.
3. They
taste just like chicken.
taste just like chicken.
4. They
don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They
are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to
be over by next Friday.
be over by next Friday.
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