Wednesday, September 28, 2011

LIFESAVERS

Contributed by Carol I.


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:





Red.....................Cherry


Yellow................Lemon


Green.................Lime


Orange ...............Orange






Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.


None of the children could identify the taste.


The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother


may sometimes call your father."


One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,


"Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"


The teacher had to leave the room.

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