tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69693714657240297862024-03-06T02:25:19.657-05:00JOKES & LAUGHSLife is too short to be serious all the time. If you are in need of a laugh or of a good joke, stop in here at Jokes & Laughs and read some jokes or borrow some jokes. If you have a joke to share, send it to the editor.jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.comBlogger1431125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-45181729060008132142013-09-03T00:30:00.000-04:002013-09-03T00:30:03.663-04:00TODAYS COLLEGE STUDENTS<span style="font-size: large;">Just in case you weren't feeling too old today. </span><br />
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jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-8253691769225970082013-09-02T00:30:00.000-04:002013-09-02T00:30:02.519-04:00I TOOK MY WIFE TO A RESTAURANTI took my wife to a restaurant.<br /><br />The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.<br /><br />"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."<br />He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"<br />"Nah, she can order for herself."<br /><br />And that's when the fight started.....jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-9188605187706958632013-09-01T00:30:00.000-04:002013-09-01T00:30:02.069-04:00IRISH OR ITALIAN POPE<div id="yui_3_7_2_1_1377625206172_4583">
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jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-71737717968917586392013-08-31T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-31T00:30:01.903-04:00ROUGH DAY<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1377618010731_7508" style="font-size: 14pt;">$5.37. That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Emo hairdo said the harshest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, "It's OK ! I'll just give you the senior citizen discount."<br /><br /><br />I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change<br />hitting the counter in front of me. "Only $4.68" he said cheerfully. I stood there stupefied. I am 48, not even 50 yet, a mere child! Senior citizen?<br /><br />I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Emo! Was he blind? As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me?<br /><br /><br />I'll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile. Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of<br />me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now? A toddler?<br /><br />"Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, eh?" I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind. "Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!"<br /><br />I turned and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn. What now? I checked my keys and tried another. Still nothing. That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror. I had no purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror !<br /><br />Then, a few other objects came into focus. The car seat in the back seat.<br />Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard. A partially eaten doughnut on the dashboard. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle. Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life.<br /><br />That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found!<br /><br />I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There Emo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, "What is the world coming to?"but all I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here?" At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits.<br /><br />Emo had no clue. I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother explained, "I think you left this in my truck by mistake!" I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized.<br /><br />She offered these kind words: "It's OK ! My grandfather does stuff like this all the time!"<br /><br />All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40. Yes, I was<br />racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius.. And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast!<br /><br />As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I<br />handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blanky.<br /><br />The good news was I had successfully found my way home ! </span>jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-20602555042303576072013-08-30T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-30T00:30:00.969-04:00CEMETERY PLOTOne year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot<br />as a Christmas gift...<br /><br />The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.<br />When she asked me why, I replied,<br />"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"<br /><br />And that's how the fight started.jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-11334830745541542442013-08-29T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-29T00:30:01.971-04:00REAR END COLLISIONI rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!<br /><br />The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!<br />He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'<br />So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'<br /><br />That's how the fight started.jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-27271305422035651912013-08-28T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-28T00:30:01.815-04:00NINA CONTI - THE ART OF VENTRILOQUISM AT ITS BEST<div class="yiv142650330MsoNormal" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1377009349244_6850">
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jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-61876865498299333692013-08-27T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-27T00:30:02.067-04:00AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED<br /><br />My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.<br />I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'<br />'No,' she answered.<br /><span class="yiv7632763786text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="yiv7632763786text_exposed_show" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1377009349244_5520"> I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'<br /><br />... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'<br />So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."<br /><br />And that's when the fight started...</span>jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-77338553684209639682013-08-26T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-26T00:30:02.479-04:00AN OXYMORON LESSONContributed by Glen V.<br />
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jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-39545900788621134182013-08-24T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-24T00:30:03.610-04:0080 YEAR OLD CHURCH ORGANISTMiss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. <br /><br />One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. <br /><br />The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.<br /><span class="yiv5162552969text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="yiv5162552969text_exposed_show" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1377009349244_3306"> <br />"Oh yes!" she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter."</span>jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-62079922521854259212013-08-23T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-23T00:30:00.521-04:00MARRY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-28094473191725133692013-08-22T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-22T00:30:00.207-04:00WHY GOD GAVE US PUPPIES - 4Contributed by Mike G.<br />
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jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-74085294363273793772013-08-16T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-16T00:30:00.424-04:00APPLYING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY<br />
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The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.<br />
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She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'<br />
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<br />jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-34830336558300691532013-08-14T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-14T00:30:00.406-04:00MOM QUESTIONS - 6Contributed by Phyliss M.<br />
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jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-90233428082653318132013-08-13T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-13T00:30:00.766-04:00MOM QUESTIONS - 5Contributed by Phyliss M.<br />
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3121" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #400040; font-family: algerian; font-size: 14pt;"><strong>1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.</strong></span></div>
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jokesandlaughshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172425015090231143noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6969371465724029786.post-49764346289705797372013-08-10T00:30:00.000-04:002013-08-10T00:30:01.414-04:00MOM QUESTIONS - 3Contributed by Phyliss M.<br />
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<b id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_2969"><u id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_2968"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_2967" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #804000; font-family: algerian; font-size: 22pt;">Answers given by 2nd grade school </span></u></b></div>
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<b><u><span lang="EN-CA" style="color: #804000; font-family: algerian; font-size: 22pt;">children to the following questions:</span></u></b><br />
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3032" style="color: #804000;"><strong><u><span style="font-family: Algerian; font-size: x-large;">What kind of a little girl was your mom?</span></u></strong></span><br />
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3028" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #400040; font-family: algerian; font-size: 14pt;"><strong>1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.</strong></span></div>
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<b id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3076"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3075" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #400040; font-family: algerian; font-size: 14pt;">2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.</span></b></div>
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<b id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3072"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3071" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #400040; font-family: algerian; font-size: 14pt;">3. They say she used to be nice.</span></b></div>
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3068" lang="EN-CA" style="font-family: algerian; font-size: 24pt;"><br /><b id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3067"><u id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3066"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3065" style="color: #804000;">What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?</span></u></b></span></div>
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<b id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3062"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3061" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #400040; font-family: algerian; font-size: 14pt;">1. His last name.</span></b></div>
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<b id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3080"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3079" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #400040; font-family: algerian; font-size: 14pt;">2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?</span></b></div>
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<b id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3084"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375965654785_3083" lang="EN-CA" style="color: #400040; font-family: algerian; font-size: 14pt;">3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?</span></b></div>
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