Monday, January 31, 2011

HERE NOW, CHEER UP! !

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.




The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno
Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien
What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno
What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? America ! -- Jimmy Fallon
What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel
What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

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