Saturday, December 5, 2009

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMASTIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow their
annual antlers in the summer, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
late November to mid-December. Female reindeer
retain their antlers till after they give birth in
the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of
them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around
the world in one night and not get lost

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