BBQ RULES

This July 4th, it's important to abide by these new rules.

 

 

New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn

 

BBQ RULES   We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor   cooking activity   .  When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:   

Routine...   
(1)   The woman buys the food.   
(2)   The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.   
(3)   The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - adult beverage  in hand.   
(4)   The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. 

Here comes the important part:   
(5)   THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. 
More routine...   
(6)   The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.  
(7)   The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another adult beverage while he flips the meat.   

Important again:   
(8)   THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.. 

More routine.......   
(9)   The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.   
(10)   After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 

And most important of all:   
(11)   Everyone   PRAISES   the   MAN   and   THANKS HIM    for his cooking efforts.   
(12)   The man asks the woman how she enjoyed '  her night off   ',   and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

HERE'S TO ANOTHER WIERD DAY AT THE BEACH - 4

Contributed by Carol I.

HERE'S TO ANOTHER WIERD DAY AT THE BEACH - 3

Contributed by Carol I.

HERE'S TO ANOTHER WIERD DAY AT THE BEACH - 2

Contributed by Carol I

HERE'S TO ANOTHER WIERD DAY AT THE BEACH - 1

Contributed by Carol I.

CLASS I V HITCH INSTALL (patent pending)

Contributed by Steve S.


Wouldn't you love to see how the trip went...? Good chance he ended up doin' some unintended off roadin' somewhere.

Check the 'hills' in the background.

Howja like to meet this rig on a two-lane road....coming down the mountain in your direction....power steering works real good now.

She's hitched up and ready to roll!!

Amazin' how the extra weight smoothes out the ride.

Needed to air up the rear tires a bit ('bout 160 psi).

Added some super heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate, (note the 'Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain)

Also paid-up for some BIG Number 5/16 sheet metal screws to attach the Reese hitch frame to the tailgate (see 'em there? one on each side...)

Likely two more through the carpet into the floor pan inside....

Yep, probably overkill, but didn't want the possibility of having an axerdent.

Most of the time was spent on the front porch whittling down that MASSIVE solid pine 4x4 to fit precisely down into the hole in the ball mount receiver.

Note also - The 14'x14' piece of 3/8' plywood on the underside of the tailgate to distribute the load more evenly and beef up that tailgate support.

'A MAN CAN'T BE TOO SAFE'...!!
They are out there, folks....... and they 'REPRODUCE'!

BIG REDNECK WEDDIN'

Contributed by Carol I.


It all started out with me pickin up my blushin' bride in ma daddy's limo down to the 7 Eleven when she got off work.

My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up some reception viddles.

I took my blushin' bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all.

My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.

Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her new tractor.
It was a weddin' gift from our uncle.

Now that the ceremony was done, it was time to celebrate. We had lots a fun after the weddin at the big shindig... Granny had the cooler all stocked up..

Bubba dragged out the grill.

Hubert brung his portable grill too.

 Cousin Lester went ta roastin up some hotdogs.

 

 

 

Meanwhile everyone enjoyed some yard games.

Fat Hattie tosses her hoss shoe pretty good.

Cousin Lemule is an ace at hoss shoes.

Cleetus wins at hoss shoes.

Bobbin fer pigsfeet

He gots himself a pigs foot!

Clem lightin up the Barbeque

Cusin Weeble and Lowside showin off their LTD restoration

Billywayne brung his new huntin rifle ta try out.

Ol lady winnin the Budweiser pull!

Some Ol ladys rasslin in the pond.

Mama Hortense restin after rasslin in the pond.

Poppa Ray tried ta get us some more fried chicken in town.

Gennielee showin off her new boob job.

Some of the fellas went water skiin'.

The Hatfield girls brought their guns, jest in case.

When all the fun was over, I took my bride to our honeymoon suite.

After the honeymoon we moved to our beautiful waterfront condo.