A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan Wolverine fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too. Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Tara has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Michigan fan" she reports.
"Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Ohio State Buckeye fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed, her face slightly red. She asks little Tara why she is an OSU fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Buckeye fans, so I'm a Buckeye fan too" she responds. The teacher is angry now.
"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"
Tara smiled and says, "Then I'd be a Michigan fan."
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