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This woman will ghoul out if you take all the deer jerky for yourself and leave none

I don’t know if its his shirt or his 12 year olds mustache that creeps me out more?

Oh you so totally are!

What exactly does it mean to “chunk someone”…..exactly?

Yeah no….. let’s not

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Yeah I don’t even know what to say to this…..

Who needs a shopping cart when you are White T-Shirt man!

Those shorts look angry to me!

She was later arrested when they found her drinking out of the toilet

Practicing for the Bob Sled team

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Check out these lovely people.

Ok, these were new to me. Please try to control yourself as you go through these.

More Wal*Martyrs:

Walmart Thug Life

That actually is not sunlight… it’s the beams of light coming off rainbow man

I’ll bet this ladies hair smells really good

Why are Jorts so popular in the south?

Reach in and claim your Crack-er Jack Prize!

TRIP TO COSCO

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

COSTCO won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say.

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CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS

Some sports 'World Championship rings' are so diamond-encrusted, they're worth more than your house. (I guess I shoulda practiced harder when I was in Little League.) Here are a few examples of championship rings from baseball, football, and hockey.





Philadelphia Phillies


Pittsburg Steelers

Pittsburg Penquins

Chicago White Sox

Cleveland Browns

WHAT DO OHIO BUCKEYES DO IN THE WINTER?

GO BUCKS!!!

Best if you maximize your screen.

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE THOSE BUCKEYE FANS. GO BUCKS

You might ask yourself what do Buckeye fans do to get through the tough Ohio winters? Well click on the link to find out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L-fVwcGBlU&feature=player_embedded

ITALIAN PRESIDENT FROM NEW JERSEY

Why we need an Italian president from NJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avw0n9b2o9U

CLETUS AND BILLY BOB

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap over onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob. Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."