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Sunday, May 12, 2013

FAVORITE MOTHER'S DAY STORY

So, we had this 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.  Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him.  He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.
 
Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4, 3, and 1 years old.  The middle one is Eli.  Eli really loves chapstick - LOVES IT.  He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it.  So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.
 
A few years ago on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on.  My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box.  I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up.  Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.
 
We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli.  I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom; and there was Eli.  He was applying my chapsitck very carefully to Jack's......rear end.  Eli looked right into my eyes and said, "chapped."  Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right -- their little butts do look pretty chapped.  A nd, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.
 
And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.
 
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

BALL GAME

This is a detective story ...













So Pay Close  Attention!!!

 
 
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball  game.  They smuggle a bottle of  Jack Daniel's into the ball park..
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The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely... mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft  drinks.
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Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game  has a lot of innings to go.

Based on the given information, what  inning is it
and how many players are on  base?


Think!

 















 Think some  more!!






 
 
 
Come on now..... Think!




This is tooo funny !!






 
 
You're gonna love  it ...
 




 
 
 
 
  Answer:


 It's the bottom of the
fifth
and the bags are loaded!