WINTER IS COMING

It was November and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. To be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold"?

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the Weather Service responded.

So, the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter"?

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied. "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again ordered his people to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

" A e you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold"?

" Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure"? the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

BIRTH OF A PUMPKIN

FUNNY PICS - 5

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FALL PIC - 4

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BANG! !

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

 

 

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POOP OR SHOOT

You need to establish your priorities...

Some things are just more important.

 

 

SHOOT! SHOOT!!!
You can always poop later.

WEATHER FORECAST

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. To be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold"?

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the Weather Service responded.

So, the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter"?

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied. "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again ordered his people to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

" A re you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold"?

" A bsolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure"? the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYE FAN

An Ohio State Buckeye fan is drinking in a bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone.   He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Ohio State Buckeye baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Ohio fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Ohio State Buckeye baby boy. Gonna be an Ohio State football player."

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. 
Two weeks later, dude returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Ohio State Buckeye baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Ohio father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,,,,,,

"Had him circumcised."

THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYE DILEMMA

This about sums it up.

WINTER IS COMING

Contributed by Rick O.

The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.
It must be true because the squirrels
are gathering NUTS.
Three of my friends have disappeared.
Are you O.K.?

ONLY IN PERRY COUNTY

Contributed by Carol I.

This is at the pull off near SR 274 and Glutz Hole Rd. The deer was hit there. The couch was dumped there previously. Day two the deer was on the couch, day three the end table and lamp showed up. Day four the TV and TV stand arrived. The Trooper had to call PENN DOT and wait because of all the people stopping to take pictures.

THE QUESTION IS. . . . SHIT OR SHOOT?

Contributed by Carol I.

You need to establish your priorities...



Some things are just more important.

SHOOT! SHOOT!!!



You can always shit later.

ROBIN WILLIAMS PORTRAYS THE AMERICAN FLAG

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

But, as usual, Robin Williams has outdone himself.

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Robin Williams portrays the American flag...