Showing posts with label blonde. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blonde. Show all posts
Friday, July 26, 2013

A BLONDE GUY JOKE

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Contributed by Carol I.     An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20...
Saturday, March 23, 2013

PASSWORD

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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When...
Monday, March 18, 2013

BOB & THE BLONDE

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm . He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm ...
Sunday, February 24, 2013

THE BLONDE AND THE LORD

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing . She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, ...
Friday, February 1, 2013

THE MILK BATH

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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkma...
Saturday, January 26, 2013

THE BLONDE AND THE VENTRILOQUIST

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The blonde and the ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Delawar...
Friday, January 18, 2013

FLAT TIRE

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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open th...
Wednesday, November 28, 2012

BLONDE AT A FOOTBALL GAME

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A man just took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the games was over, he asked her if she liked the game. "Oh yes,...
Thursday, November 15, 2012

CORN MAZE FOR BLONDES

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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

BLONDE GUY JOKE

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 An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating ...
Tuesday, November 13, 2012

DYNAMITE

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A body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great Chest you have!" ...
Tuesday, October 16, 2012

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

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Contributed by Nick V Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I...
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Saturday, May 5, 2012

BLONDE PILOT

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Contributed by Nick V A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pi...
Thursday, May 3, 2012

THE VENTRILOQUIST

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Contributed by Nick V   A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his ...
Wednesday, August 24, 2011

THE LAWYER AND THE BLONDE

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. ...
Sunday, July 3, 2011

SEVEN DEGREES OF BEING BLONDE

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FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a mom...
Tuesday, May 3, 2011

SHE WAS SO BLONDE. . . . .

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She was so blonde. . . She got stabbed in a shoot-out. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She to...
Thursday, April 28, 2011

THE MAGIC MIRROR

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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar....
Friday, April 1, 2011

QUESTION

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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW

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JANUARY Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. FEBRUARY Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo!!!....