Tuesday, September 3, 2013

TODAYS COLLEGE STUDENTS

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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today.  The people who are starting college this fall  were born in 1995.   They are too ...
Monday, September 2, 2013

I TOOK MY WIFE TO A RESTAURANT

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." H...
Sunday, September 1, 2013

IRISH OR ITALIAN POPE

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Contributed by Carol I   IRISH OR ITALIAN ...                           There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and An...
Saturday, August 31, 2013

ROUGH DAY

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$5.37. That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and s...
Friday, August 30, 2013

CEMETERY PLOT

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she as...
Thursday, August 29, 2013

REAR END COLLISION

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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at ...
Wednesday, August 28, 2013

NINA CONTI - THE ART OF VENTRILOQUISM AT ITS BEST

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Contributed by Rosemary M.   Yes, I know over the years you've seen your share of Charlie McCarthy, Lamb Chops, J...
Tuesday, August 27, 2013

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?...
Monday, August 26, 2013

AN OXYMORON LESSON

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Contributed by Glen V. The Food Stamp Program , administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing...
Sunday, August 25, 2013

AND GOD LAUGHED - 4

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Contributed by Rick O.
Saturday, August 24, 2013

80 YEAR OLD CHURCH ORGANIST

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to al...
Friday, August 23, 2013

MARRY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

WHY GOD GAVE US PUPPIES - 4

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Contributed by Mike G.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013

WHY GOD GAVE US PUPPIES - 3

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Contributed by Mike G.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013

WHY GOD GAVE US PUPPIES - 2

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Contributed by Mike G.
Monday, August 19, 2013

WHY GOD GAVE US PUPPIES - 1

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Contributed by Mike G.
Sunday, August 18, 2013

AND GOD LAUGHED - 3

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Contributed by Rick O.
Saturday, August 17, 2013

IT'S ABOUT THE NAIL

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
Friday, August 16, 2013

APPLYING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.   The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver&...
Thursday, August 15, 2013

ALTO PART

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