An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating
lunch, and the Irishman said, “Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for
lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.”
The Mexican opened
his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos! one more time
I'm going to jump off, too.”
The blond guy opened his lunch and
said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping
too.”
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his
lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his
lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the
funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.. She said, “If I'd known how really
tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him
again!”
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, “I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said, “Don't look at me. He always made his own
lunch!”
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