Monday, November 30, 2009

PASSWORD

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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When...
Sunday, November 29, 2009

ANGELS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN

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Angels Explained By Children I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. -Gregory, 5 Everybody's...
Saturday, November 28, 2009

RUBBER GLOVES

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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a litt...
Friday, November 27, 2009

ELDERLY ROAD TRIP

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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. A fter finishing their meal, they left the restaurant,...
Thursday, November 26, 2009

THANKSGIVING JOKES

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I wanted to post more Thanksgiving Jokes this week. These were video and picture (including cartoon) jokes. However, I am having trouble get...

THE POPE & NANCY PELOSI

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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To...
Wednesday, November 25, 2009

FOR CATHOLICS ONLY

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This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and code words, the ...
Tuesday, November 24, 2009

TWO IRANIAN SPIES

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Two Iranian spies meet in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The s...
Monday, November 23, 2009

WEATHER FORECAST

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It was November and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. He had neve...
Sunday, November 22, 2009

HUNTING SEASON

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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into ...
Saturday, November 21, 2009

OSU / MICHIGAN WEEK! !

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Since OSU and Michigan play this week, the jokes for this week will be about the BIG game; OSU / Michigan jokes! (can you tell I am biased?)

BUCKEYE MORTICIAN

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A mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. The apprentice walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was ly...
Friday, November 20, 2009

LAUNDRY

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room , he shouted to me, ...
Thursday, November 19, 2009

GO BUCKS

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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Toledo Park near Ottawa Hills when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Think...
Wednesday, November 18, 2009

MICHIGAN JOKES

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A guy in a Ohio bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?" The guy replies, "Well, befo...
Tuesday, November 17, 2009

U OF M FIGHT SONG

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A farmer outside of Ann Arbor was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a tim...
Monday, November 16, 2009

BUCKEYE FAN AND PRIEST

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Buckeye Fans and Priests We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see struttin...
Sunday, November 15, 2009

OHIO STATE FAN

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan Wolverine fan . She asks her students to raise their hands if they are M...
Saturday, November 14, 2009

BUCKEYE JOKE

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A graduate from Ohio State , a graduate from Michigan and a pig were in the hospital waiting room , each awaiting the birth of his fir...
Friday, November 13, 2009

BUCKEYE JOKE

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A graduate from Ohio State , a graduate from Michigan and a pig were in the hospital waiting room , each awaiting the birth of his fir...