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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Toledo Park near Ottawa Hills when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.

A reporter from the Toledo Blade was strolling by and sees the incident. "Toledo Rockets Fan Saves Friend From Vicious A nimal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Rockets fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since you are in Ohio , I just assumed you were," said the

reporter. . . . . . .starts writing again. "Buckeye Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific A ttack"

"I'm not a Buckeyes fan either," the boy said

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Toledo was either for the Rockets or the Buckeyes. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Wolverine fan," the child said. The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook and wrote:

"Little Bastard From Michigan Kills Beloved Family Pet."

And that was his story and he stuck to it! ! ! !

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