Tuesday, September 3, 2013

TODAYS COLLEGE STUDENTS

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today. 
The people who are starting college this fall  were born in 1995.
 
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.


Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


The CD was introduced four years before they were born.
 
They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.. 
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwaved .
                                  
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don't know who Mork was or Mindy or where they were from...

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ', or 'de plane Boss, de plane'.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

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