SENIOR DRESS CODE

Contributed by Nick V

SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us 'Old Folks' (over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present
ourselves. Feeling 'young', we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful
image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals

2.. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Mini skirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins