GOAT FOR DINNER

Contributed by Nick V.


The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.
While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked
their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as
good as any to have the old goat for dinner.' "

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth!