SHOW AND TELL

Contributed by Nick V


A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment.
Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented
their religion to share with the class.
The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is
Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is a Rosary."

The third student got in up front of the class and said, "My name is
Tommy. I am Methodist, and this is a casserole."