FUNERAL EXPENSES

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a
tour of Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack.


The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him
shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100.

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the
undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.


The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1
million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".


One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died
here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.

We simply can't take that risk".