BEAUTIFUL OHIO

This is sent to you by a wonderful warm hearted friend in Ohio.
To anyone who has ever lived in Ohio...

It's winter in Ohio and the gentle breezes blow,

70 miles per hour at 25 below!

Oh, how I love Ohio when the snow's up to your butt;

You take a breath of winter air and your nose is frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful, I guess I'll hang around.

I could never leave Ohio, 'cause I'm frozen to the ground.