Tuesday, December 7, 2010

CONFUCIUS SAY. . . . .

Confucius Says:


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Man who run in front of car get tired.


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Man who run behind Car get exhausted.


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Man with one Chopstick go hungry.



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Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails.



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Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money.



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War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.



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Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.



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Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there..



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Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement.



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Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.


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