Confucius Say. . . . .
Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
Wife who puts husband in doghouse will soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day will get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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