CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Thanks to Rick O. for this contribution

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Low calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Low, I really need you today.. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Low calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........

You got Nice house'