SHORTEST BOOKS I KNOW

WHAT I DID TO EARN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama
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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods
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Sequel:
ALL THE BLACK WOMEN I'VE SLEPT WITH

by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
How I Helped After Hurricane Katrina

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by the late Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton, with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

A COMPLETE COMPENDIUM ON MILITARY STRATEGIES

By Nancy Pelosi