Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
HE'S MY BROTHER
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLD
A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLD
CRAP ... I forgot what it was.....
Thursday, August 26, 2010
PENNY RIDDLE
Try to answer each riddle before you look at the answer.
Do you smell anything here?
*
*
*
*
*
*
It's a scent
Do you see any fruit here?
*
Do you smell anything here?
*
*
*
*
*
*
It's a scent
Do you see any fruit here?
**
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
It's a pear
Do you see any snakes here?
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
It's Three Copperheads
**
*
*
*
*
*
It's Three Copperheads
Do you see any cars here?
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
It' s four Lincolns
**
*
*
*
*
*
It' s four Lincolns
Do you see any sex here?
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Heck no! What do you expect for five cents?
**
*
*
*
*
*
Heck no! What do you expect for five cents?
